The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

Estate Agents - say no more

Now if they’d said it was too French I’d have understood…

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Sounds fairly reasonable to me

In a statement haart said: “It’s extremely important that people who work for us use reliable vehicles for their own personal safety, particularly where they travel many miles each day and often work alone.”

Many companies won’t give you a car allowance for cars that are over 5 or 10 yrs old

It’s a bit twatty that a company that promotes itself as the “largest independant estate agents” wouldn’t provide her with a company or pool car though

The reliable cars shtick would sit better if estate agents didn’t all use Minis.

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Once upon a time they’d argue that they needed to be able to turn up somewhere and stand the best possible chance of being able to squeeze into a parking space. Not with modern Minis though …

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triggered

cheeky cunt

On my fourth Mini, latest is now 10yrs old and never had the slightest hiccup or problem

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:wink:

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Troll Baiting GIF

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I have some very sad news. Buckle up.

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“dog”, “donkey”, “go back to Qatar”

another great advert for the Met.

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While I’m dishing it out, this creature who Reform are trying to rehabilitate did time for beating his ex girlfriend.

Police, prep school teachers, politics, a little bit of power and some people want to be there for entirely the wrong reasons.

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Special, so volunteer, either way he won’t be keeping a warrant card after that and will likely get barred from all forces I would imagine.

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Indeed. I was surprised that the Met themselves referred to him as “an off duty serving Met officer”. If you’d asked me to guess I would have said there would be special (no pun intended) terminology.

I hope so.

Deform just keeps delivering…

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Oops…

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Got a feeling she’ll be spending quite a bit of time safely indoors in the near future…

The BBC can have one.
So you sacked a DJ.
Why the fuck does that have to take up the first 8 minutes of the flagship 1.00 news?

There are a few other things going on in the world.

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