The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

Penile Armageddon for the BBC, please.

Opening sentence of R4’s headline at 7 - “Labour leadership contest… blah-blah… Nigel Farage has said… blah-blah”.

So a) it’s apparently official; b) the only commentator the BBC is reporting is the one with the most to gain from this, and the one whose £5 million bribe-taking they’re doing their best not to report.

Last night I ‘unfriended’ someone I’ve known for years from social meeja, someone I like and rather admire, because it turns out they - like the BBC - are in the thrall of the neo-fascists and took part in the fake-name Hatey-the-Dwarf Yaxley-Lennon march at the w/e.

TBH, I’m too old to properly get to grips with the nauseating, bilious rage all this generates within… How the fuck is it that SO many people are so fucking stupid and easily led…? :poop:

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Speaking of the march I was heading into town late Saturday afternoon and a load of them got on the tube at Green Park (which makes sense) with their flaggy-flags.

It struck me as so incongruous - I would have thought that the average tube carriage, full of every language, colour and creed, would be absolute kryptonite for them.

See also the cognitive dissonance of importing, or at least attempting to import, their monoculture into one of the most diverse places on earth. Fuck off back home with that shit.

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You may be overestimating by a factor of one.

It is almost as if Londonistan isn’t actually as dangerous as a result of past migration as their cheerleaders say it is.

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On the plane back from Munich last weekend it seemed like a German lady a couple of rows up made the mistake of telling the man beside her that she was going for a mini-break in London.

This was enough to set him off on a full 15 minute hairdryer of Khan’s London / knife crime / they want to ban cars inside the M25 / nobody tells me what to do / Islamification. I felt sorry for her. Wake up and smell the falafel mate.

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I find it very depressing TBH, because they’re not all actually low-IQ-stupid, and not all hate-filled habitual racists. Many have just been sucked-in by the all-prevailing propaganda, many are passive herd-followers “my mates all think Tommeh’s a hero, so I do too”, and are quite comfortable with the mental gymnastics needed to pursue their ‘beliefs’. They’re being lied-to ALL the fucking time, and from-the-cradle-to-the-grave modern culture doesn’t do anyhting to encourage people to Question or think for themselves. Quite the reverse. :frowning:

Doesn’t help that we can’t exactly point to the political Left as a shining beacon of Hope and verisimilitude, either… :grimacing:

Tbh I see this on the left just as much as the right. I think there’s just an increasing polarisation of views.

The other day I heard two older white men discussing how the BBC was now in the power of the lefty commies. Hates Israel and only reports on the Middle East from an Islamic view point, supports Hezbollah and Hamas and that Jeremy Bowen is an Iranian stooge.

You need to choose your Golfing colleagues more carefully! Although probably almost impossible to find any who wouldn’t share some similar views.

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Enlightenment has a lot to answer for

That was Then.

We got ‘Enshitenment’ now :poop:

I wonder if that’s the fundamental basis of “Ignorance is bliss - I didn’t know how many of you lot were just absolute cunts”

Happy to fix prices when it suits you cunts though :roll_eyes:

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So you blame the retailer when you fail to protect your 3yr old from a cleaning product.

Anyone with an ounce of common sense would know a 3yr will likely think it’s a hairbrush and would lock it away with the bleach etc.

gotta snatch that compo ££££

I had a great time this evening.

I didn’t realise what a stellar academic and professional career he’s had.

It turns out that there was a branch of the civil service that he really wanted to go into because of his talents, but when he sent off for the career pamphlet in ~1984 it explicitly said that homosexuality and homosexual tendencies were not tolerated and all applicants would be investigated in advance.

Well done Thatch and your ilk, your bigotry deprived our country of a huge asset so he went off and made a shit ton of money instead.

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Hayfever.

Fucking awful today, have taken 3 different types of tablet and the snoz is still a fucking waterfall.

Do you take antihistamines when you need them, or use Prophylaxia ?

I have found the best results come from taking 1 x 10mg Lorraine tab a day. Starting in March through to October.
It prevents the peak suffering.

Same as you, I normally start taking one cetirizine tablet a day in March as I sometimes suffer from tree pollen as well.

When it gets bad I normally add a loratadine to the mix and when really bad a fexofenadine in as well.

I’m normally just a sore eyes and occasional sneezing sufferer so beconase helps as well.

Today it’s just non-stop running nose and sneezing.

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Fuck ! Sounds hellish Chris.

I used to suffer the same way. Over the last few years I have suffered less (or controlled it better).

I was a chronic sufferer. Now I barely notice it.

I am really looking forward to renewing my acquaintance with Strayan pollens :roll_eyes:

Only one that does anything at all for me. Well that and Chlorpheniramine but can’t exactly take that driving an Hgv :laughing: