The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

More kicks than punches but either way he got some:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/24/millionaire-hunter-dies-elephants-gabon

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One of our software providers who
a) do their major software through a remote desktop (yep, that far behind) and
b) don’t know how to digitally sign a .rdp file so that you don’t get a massive warning flashing up every time all of your users try to use it to do their job.

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yeah, also one to Samsung for breaking MS Authenticator with their latest version of Android. I mean its not like a large percentage of your user base will have Authenticator on their device.

And a bigger one to a well known consultancy who are using us a training school for their team. Although our fault for falling for the Idris Elba adverts and getting $erviceNotNow.

TNT for no other reason than my delivery is scheduled for today by 6pm. No time slot or delivery window so I just have to stay home all day. It’s 2026 FFS. How on earth do they survive offering a service that is so shit it makes Evri and Yodel look like total pros?

Easy !

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Some customers care about knowing the delivery schedule, some don’t. I guess your supplier has made the judgement that it won’t be a big deal for their customers. You’ll have to spend a few minutes of your house arrest e-mailing the supplier to tell them that was a bad call.

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Online sellers sending follow up messages begging for feedback. Just fuck off, i bought some shit off you, it arrived and was ok, the end. If either of the above didn’t happen you would hear from me.

Even worse are service providers… how would you rate your experience? Hardly orgasmic, i paid for you to do stuff, you did it, the end.

They can all just get to fuck.

While they are in the land of fuck they can take sour dough fucking bread with them. Covid lockdown ended years ago… there is no fucking excuse for this shite dough to exist, let alone be sold! It’s sour, makes shit toast, shit sarnies and even the shite hawks swerve it.

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Ffs. :roll_eyes: Profiteering cunts r us. And not just the one I used to work for.

BBC News - Shell profits rise as Iran war pushes oil prices higher - BBC News

This cunt:

Own up; the most Meatman response was this:

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Not bad but lacking innovation.

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While the perp. deserves a punch of his own, the real cock punch goes to the media for making his nationality the centre of the story.

It doesn’t matter where he’s from, just that he’s a cunt for doing it!

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would if he was Korean

:fork_and_knife_with_plate:

Oof!

Nope. Not a single stereotype to be be seen. Nope. Nothing. Nada.
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Yup :+1:

HSBC, I get a load of emails this morning saying that I’ve just added my bank and credit cards to Apple Pay wallet.

Er no I didn’t, can’t get through on the phone so think ā€œfuck. HSBC has been hackedā€

Freeze and cancel all my cards

Then a few hours later I get this:

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