A flying karate kick to the nuts of the fucking twat who blasted Beethoven’s Ode To Joy at full volume through the first half of Starmer’s resignation speech on Downing Street.
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Steve Bray, anti Brexit campaigner I imagine. Did it for Sunak’s speech in the rain too.
Did ‘I predict a riot’ for Liz Truss
Deserves an Archy slap
I really don’t like the concept of branded MATs for a host of reasons, but Outwood Grange are a particularly terrible organisation with a lot of previous for this sort of thing. It goes massively against anything my work or my boy’s school tries to do in terms of being inclusive and if I had my way Ofsted would put their whole setup in the shredder.
Yet another for Parcelfarce. No you haven’t attempted delivery and you haven’t left a card because you couldn’t find us.
Even fucking Evri know where to look FFS.
Wankers
WANKERS
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Massive whirly to my nads for a spillage on my new laptop.
Happened yesterday. Mopped up as much as I could. Turned it upside down. It’s now been drying out for 24 hours but I’m not hopeful 
Pornhub has a lot to answer for 
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Jarno for cutting it so fine !
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Bloody footie World Cup can have one.
I felt very lucky when ringing the Sussex diabetes team last Wednesday to get an urgent appointment for this morning. Especially as it was with someone who I have been seeing for the last 5 years and knows my case,
Got a call at 9.30, he had called in sick this morning.
No other appointment available at this time
Did they tell you it’s because he stayed up to watch the World Cup, Kev?
This is just your thinly veiled excuse to tell us you don’t like football. Again. Isn’t it?
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Not at all. I stayed up and watched the match and was up in plenty of time to make my appointment.
You are right I normally don’t watch football but the World Cup is a huge sporting event like the Olympics where I watch all sorts of stuff I would never normally bother with.
Similarly I have mates who don’t play or watch PGA golf events but love the Ryder Cup.
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Ah, right.
I’d simply overlooked that it would not be possible for someone to be ill today.
Since when do laws of probability get in the way of a good rant!
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At Sam’s place of work they breathalysed everyone who works on the production lines (very sharp knives, dangerous machinery, &c), and everyone whose roles include any kind of driving or field machinery operation. Two have been told not to come back (massively over), and another eight sent home (borderline). Less than expected TBH, but not many England supporters among a mostly eastern Yurpeen workforce.
I suspect Plod would have had a bonanza if they hit-up the rush-hour similarly.
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Clunky shoehorned marketing spam of the day: an email entitled “Imagine a room full of Harry Kanes” advertising…
An academy finance networking event.
Yeah he appears to have graduated from insane to dangerous.
FIFA who deserve to have a residency in this thread.
US player gets a one match ban for ‘serious foul play’ (should have been two) and then ‘suspend it’ for your mate Trump.
England player gets a red card for ‘serious foul play’ and it’s a two match ban with no right to appeal
CUNTS
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If only there was some way to plead the case to a more sympathetic higher authority…