The all-new shiny cockpunch thread (Part 2)

So you are complaining that FIFA is not corrupt enough?

Yes Kev that’s exactly what I’m moaning about, I’d like to see FIFA more corrupt

:roll_eyes:

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We want fair and even corruption, a level playing field, and an opportunity to bend the rules to suit ourselves.

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get over yourself it’s just a fucking game

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Football’s NOT ā€˜coming home’*.

*Whatever THAT means :thinking:

The women’s team have brought it home twice in recent years.

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A good christian type called me a ā€œā€¦dirty shitā€¦ā€ yesterday for saying this.

I may have said ā€˜go Argentina’

:innocent:

Massive punt to the dog who hasn’t eaten fuck all in ages. Trying to get him to take his worm pill I cooked some M&S posh dogs and mixed the crushed pill in

magic, it’s gone in a treat

M’fucker is now farting a mix of bratwurst smell and nuclear fallout.

I’ve got a mix of hunger and :face_vomiting:

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Cancelling my gym membership.

Not earth shattering in itself (I had planned to cancel in September leading up to leaving the country) but, it’s been building over the last couple of weeks.

I go twice a week to maintain aerobic fitness and restore muscle loss.
I have never enjoyed it, but have been determined to continue.

Until…a newby, who has anger issues, started making the environment impossible.
There are clear 'Roid issues. He has been reported by a few of us who are…err…of a certain age, but nothing has been done.

A little conceptual info might be needed. This Leisure Centre is in the middle Blackbird Leys. Google it and you’ll get an idea.

This guy appears to be angry at anyone he views as foreign. I made the mistake of putting my head above the parapet by defending an Asian woman (in Hijab) who was on the adjacent treadmill to me.
After hearing my accent (not strong TBF), I became a target.

This morning, he shouted in my face that the treadmill was his, and I needed to get off.
I got off and went to the changing room.

He went follow me, so I changed direction to the reception (maintaining CCTV contact).
The receptionist heard the ruckass and contacted security.
I was then escorted to retrieve my stuff, on my return there was no sign of Mr. Roidrage.
Nobody seemed to know what had happened, nor cared.

Seriously fucked off, I made a formal complaint.

The upshot being;
For the last few weeks, I am able to use multiple sites until membership is cancelled.

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Don’t you know, It’s 202* and being a racist twat has been legitimised.

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Oh, I know, I know :roll_eyes:

Blackbird Leys - twocker-central back in the 80s/90s. He’s probably either one of them,or spawn of one.

Correct and acceptable response? Chin the cunt. What’s the worst they could do, deport you to Oz?

Reality is, even a returning citizen is scrutinized for criminal records.

I know you were ā€˜trying’ to be funny and supportive, but a little bit of thought before using tired old tropes would be appreciated.

Apologies for the lazy, xenophobic levity, but the thing is, you did the right thing calling out a racist cunt for being what he is. The fact that he disappeared pronto shows more about his character than a misjudged Ozzie convict joke does yours.

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As much as it is an interesting place, I have bounced around a couple of schools in the area with work previously and they are pretty diverse (with no real racism issues from what I saw) so muppet doesn’t get a pass for his behaviour from where they live.

That being said, people who worked at the secondary school for a while did say that they saw the same families being frequent fliers in thr naughty corner.

Good decision

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Absolute cunt. Hope you and the young lady are ok

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She has less choice than I, as she lives locally.
I am hoping the arsehole will be barred.

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Well done, be proud to stand up to the twat.

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TBH, I thought my time calling out racists and cunts was over once I’d retired.

One of the things that drained my energy, whilst at work, was dealing with this shit.

It (seriously) pissed me off that, even when retired, I wasn’t detached from this stuff.

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