The Allotment has nearly had a clean shave

[octh]

Shit is probably what they need

[mickbald]

Weeds with flowers.

[hifinutt]

Very nice , do you get pigeons sitting on your wood arbour? , we have had to put spikes all over our to stop them pooing all over the patio

[crimsondonkey]

Nope, the cats sort the pigeons out.

[hifinutt]

Ah maybe we should get a few more cats !!!

[cobbler]

Normally lack of rain

[J_B]

They were regularly watered

[Gyroscope]

I opened my back gate this evening (something that happens roughly once a year) and found this waiting to mug me.

The last time something grew in this crack in the pavement it was a thistle straight out of Satan’s backside.

This? Any ideas? I reckon it’s a cabbage.

[charliechan]

I’m pretty sure you can’t smoke it unfortunately.

[Gyroscope]

That’s not going to stop me trying.

[Waxy]

Triffid.

[anon14766838]

that is nothing. You should see the bush I’ve got out back.

[mickbald]

No, NO I don’t!!!

[MGOwner]

Nowt rong with a forest around the log cabin

[htm_1968]

Or a hefty roof on the toolshed…

[Valvebloke]

@Gyroscope

This? Any ideas?

Glyphosate.

VB

[hifinutt]

As long as it isn’t Japanese knotweed ! Thank goodness it’s not

[malbec]

Did you swap a cow for some magic beans?

[J_B]

I’ll take knotweed over mare’s tail anyday.

[malbec]

Our newish place has Mare’s Tail and Himalayan Balsam. Fucking nightmare.