Snap 
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no Christmas tat here - off loaded it all on to the mother-in-law
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This bastard monstrosity descends from the attic every Christmas. The fuck spontaneously jumps into life by lighting up, spraying snow and playing let it snow, all while vibrating like a Beko washing machine on full spin.
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Why do we do this? Seems to me that whatever shite comes in, someone in the household gets attached, like nuthin in the world spells Christmas like the card rack thing and then the rest are stuck with it. Have found a couple of other bits and will post tomorrow.
So far the prawn has it. I fucking pissed myself at that! 
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The prawn is endearing and understandable. All the other shit is horrendous. I always blame my kids love and attachment, especially towards bastard snowman, but I realised I was given it before I had children, that kind of scared me 
Second set of Christmas tat.
The knitted inappropriate nativity. Note the king and his present. Dead sheep in the manger etc etc.
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That looks like a pic from the great Sou’Wester bake off from last year 
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Boxing day I will be at my Sisters, she is the families curator of Christmas shitlooms.
I hope Quentin the prancing Santa is on show. - Pics to follow.
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Wasn’t even deliberate.
Just a lame attempt to back up the pop up Xmas tree with at least one other decoration.
Everyone who arrives has commented…
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Christmas cards I fucking hate them. Waste of money, resources and space. The only vaguely acceptable use for them is to conceal a crisp 20 or 50 from the thieving posties.
Also we have a duo of tacky singing Xmas homunculi one is a snowman thing and the other a teddy stocking effort I try to leave the batteries in every year when packing up in the hope that they leak and the acid dissolves the bastards.
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Ok, the archivist of the Christmas toot has been a lot le slack this year. The cream of the visible
Shit crop this year is
The Christmas runt rat
Santa by day
Santa by night
Seasonal suffering will be ending soon as we’ll be pissing off
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Decorations are down , tree stripped, dumped tomorrow
Hallelujah
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That Santa by Day is fucking tragic !
Jim at the office
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Genderfluid Santa presumably?
Agreed his trousers hang abysmally
It’s the 3 foot newspaper that freaks me out
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Camp as…
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Santa as Liberace
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