The crotch rocket thread


#1

So now we have a milk float for every day I’m thinking I should offset our negative carbon efficiency with a ridiculous groin based death machine. Good idea?


#2

Yes


#3

We can go for rides to special places, try to keep up


#4

Meh. Try doing 60 downhill in Majorca in just Lycra.

Thems is for wusses.

(I’d love one but I know for sure I’d kill myself. I’m a genuine adrenaline junkie and have tried everything vaguely dangerous… but draw the line at these things. I know my limits!).


#5

Pfft.
Try 180mph with yer cock on the tank.


#6

Shit idea.


#7

Oh yeah, I loved my RSV, cooler than a Ducati👍


#8

Ducatis are cool, they done work for long enough to get hot.


#9

Not biting…:innocent:


#10

Gwan…


#11

Ive seen so many people dead or rebuilt on bikes…


#12

True, not that reliability matters Ducati owners don’t ride em they just polish :skull_and_crossbones:️:cowboy_hat_face:
Only joking Rob :kiss:


#13

Must admit I’ve not seen any dead people on bikes.


#14

Sadly, I have.

Although it goes the same for cars. It’s more that I have many friends who have had lives ruined by them. I would love one. But I know that I’d not be able to resist going that bit faster…


#15

Only dead non-family person I’ve ever held was by the side of the road. He wasn’t on the bike any more though. He was about 40 feet from it.

VB


#16

My FIL was traffic manager for Northants. At least two people never made it back from picking up a bike during his time.


#17

Hmmm, how soon do you want to die, and how attached are you to your skin? :thinking:


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#20

Go bespoke, only sheep buy off the shelf.