The crotch rocket thread

Fucking cunts. Sorry about that Andy.

Fucking wankers, that’s shit.

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What a fucking shitter - Utter cunts🤬

I cant fault the insurance response so far, declared total loss within 24hrs. This morning had a call from vehicle replacement team, they will be obtaining quotes for a new bike over the next few days.

I payed 8.5 as it was the sell off of the '23 model, the now current '24 model is 2.5k more. Im not sure they will cover that difference.

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Hope they sort you out Andy.

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I deliver to a KTM dealership, do you want me to see if they’ve got any 23 models left or maybe an ex demo?

Worth an ask, thanks.

Tho, im hopeful i may get the 24 model. It has some decent changes over the previous.

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Will your insurer cover any improvements to the security of your garage?

I have ground anchors and ridiculous chains/padlocks in mine after a previous break-in.

Friend of mine, here in the village where I live, invented the ground anchors.
Now dead, unfortunately.

Ground anchors are great but they don’t stop fuckers sawing your bicycle in half to steal it for parts…

Sadly not

Fuckers.

Soz mate, I went into Wigan KTM, which are part of the biggest dealership group in the UK, and the only 23 models they can get at the 250 & 350. NOS 500s are NLA anywhere in the UK. Hope your insurer’s spring for a 24 model.

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As I’m sure you already knew, those are like catnip to bike thieves. It’s part of the reason I got rid of mine. After foiling 2 attempts to follow me home, and fighting off 2 little twats in balaclavas at some traffic lights, I’d had enough.

Where do you live :open_mouth:

Hull. Got followed twice from mx tracks, but I was paying a lot of attention to my mirrors so easy to spot and just took them on a magical mystery tour. Traffic light incident happened about a mile from my house. There’s a real problem here with little twats on nicked bikes and just a balaclava, seemingly riding around with impunity.

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Its all over
Ive been very careful coming home and have not seen anyone following. We live in a cul de sac of 10 houses so would be quite obvious if a non native followed. I am at a loss as to how they knew.

Mine was taken so little scrote can use it for a mass scrote meetup for a big scrotes funeral.
We have names and they have posted online about it. Unlikely to be resource available to deal, bigger fish etc.
I dont really want it back, I’ll end up with a scrote soiled bike that will have been ranted.

Insurance is a like for like policy, hopefully will pay out for the 24 as there are no 23 models available.

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Its like it here mate. Grey tracky, balaclava and a suron are tools of their trade. Quite a few weapons jobs involving them.

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mass scrote meetup for a big scrotes funeral

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We had one of those here, recently. Caused utter carnage. They want killing, as do their neighbours who know exactly what they’re up to.

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Thankfully not to big a thing here atm, although one of them darwin’d themselves in a 30 without a helmet doing 80.