I.e. don’t drive like a pillock.
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Wiper control is laughable
Absolutely awful thing. They’ll sell though.
While Musk is obviously a huge cunt he does deliver somewhat on promises made during my early years.
Behold his flying car.
It does look like a cyberfuck that’s had Botox and a tummy tuck but the fucking thing actually flys (for about 2 seconds) so there’s that. And it’s pretty nippy.
Probably a bit spendy though. I’ll wait a year or two u til the depreciation kicks in
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You can store the loop the loop thing on the pavement outside your house. Nobody will mind.
How late is/was the first Tesla Roadster that has still not been delivered, let alone the model with [checks notes] rocket boosters, suction fan and barrel roll capability…
I’m prepared to eat my words in 2028 but this seems pure vapourware to hype stock, or maybe distract from the Ukraine/Starlink corruption/crimes, robotaxi shit, and the worldwide release of the ‘Musk’ film/documentary… just a thought.
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IMHO it’s all bullshit. I suspect multiple cars with the ‘flying’ ones being hollowed out lookey likeys that are cars in name only and probably remote controlled.
The mere fact that the flying ones are sold by invite only means they will probably be like shit from a rocking horse fed exclusively on hens teeth.
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Can’t imagine they could ever be allowed to be sold in Europe or whether the owner would need a pilot’s licence to use one. Going to be great riding around in one with a tank of air compressed to 10000 psi as suggested by Musk.
EDIT: it appears that the ‘rocket’ trim version gives up the passenger space in the rear & front to carbon fibre tanks & includes a compressor to fill them to 6000 psi. Plus the fans. 2.4 tonnes all in.
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Simply ain’t gonna happen. Marketing sleaze.
Inverse Ocean gate Titan, can only hope he’s giving his mate Trump a lift at delamination point.
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