That was Saturday girl.
I reckon that I thought that her self-proclaimed lesbianism was simply a tactic to see if I was put off by her unavailability, thus proving how much she must have fancied me. THAT is how drunk I was.
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A dessert based variant on your profile pic?
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We need straight bananas
Are you calling his banana a fruit
Itās clearly bent.
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High end M&S, as recommended by @notaclue, weāll see. Not over dusted but Definitely decoratedā¦
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This made the mince pie run interestingā¦
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I am informed by the good lady wife that we will be making Mince Pies this weekend, I shall update on the success of thisā¦
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Good Housekeeping:
Mince pies (26 tested)
Winner Tesco Finest six mince pies, Ā£2. Score: 82/100.
Runner-up Iceland six luxury mince pies, Ā£1.50. Score: 81/100.
Best of the rest Gailās mince pies, Ā£1.50 each, Ā£8 for six-pack. Score: 76/100.
Sorry,but what the hell on toast are you doing reading good housekeeping?
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It was the source in this article:
M&S wins crown for best Christmas turkey and fizz in blind tasting
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I had the tesco oneās the other day,ok ish.
There has to be better out there,i will persevere to find them.
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diy Stu, itās the only way 
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I stopped reading that at āflexitarianismā - fucking stupid cunts.
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Iāve found the controversial Good Housekeeping test here https://www.goodhousekeeping.co.uk/institute/food-reviews/mince-pies
I havenāt seen the Tesco Finest in real life, but it looks suspiciously ādeep dishā and appears to be dusted with white sugar. To me, those are too two things a luxury supermarket mince pie should avoid. Not celebrate. As Good Housekeeping is doing here.
The Iceland #2 looks much more luxury, but nonsense like ā[t]asters adored the charming star design thatās dusted finely with icing sugarā doesnāt inspire confidence in the test. Iceland were the best last year so worth a try this year.
A glance in the Mirror
M&S fail. Whilst the panel respect that these are a luxury item, we thought that they were somewhat OTT. The pastry is good, buttery and thin and the pie is the right size but the mince is where the problems start. Glace cherries. Really? Chewy, sticky and over sweet. The rest of the mince was somehow too big in flavour too and the effect is that the pie is unbalanced. You canāt taste the pastry. Thumbs up for a whiff of brandy though 
Third behind Pret.