Heston needs his head re-setting
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I can only hope that tomorrow brings the promise of home-made mince pies from the German lady I worked for last week.
She did promise. If not, Ill have a bash at making some at weekend.
Along with a festive brulee. Oh yeah. You read that right ⌠a FESTIVE brulee.
I have decided to embrace the Christmas cheer.
Ho Ho Ho ya pricksh ( said in a Sean Connery voice).
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Lid fail = Misery Pie
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It does look like some sort of horrific skin disease.
âInfused with the unmistakeable effect of Leprosyâ
Thanks Heston, you cunt.
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It looks pre-crumbled by @anon14766838.
Abomination.
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I thought it looked like an out of date cauliflower.
He is a cunt though
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Can imagine him at some Waitrose pre xmas planning meetingâŚ
âWell anyone can make normal looking & tasting mince piesâ
âWell you donât seem to be able to Heston, you cuntâ
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He seems to be a fan of ProgâŚ
He seems a lovely chap 
Haha, Heston Gabriel
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https://www.fortnumandmason.com/products/2017-christmas-manjari-chocolate-sour-cherry-mince-pie-276
For the true connesuer. 
Development meeting: âtodayâs mince pie inspiration is a teenagerâs faceâ.
They look like shit.
Still no doubt theyâd go down well for a fiver a pop if served up on an old roof tile.
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You mean, you have coffeee in a jam jar too.
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1000 twat points for the first person to have a deconstructed mince pie.
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I thought that Simon had already done that. 
Fortnum and Mason with the finest ingredients, whatâs not to like 
They look like burned turds, thatâs what
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Thank you Heston.