The Pasteis De Bellend

Research has begun. After an hour long, round trip, to 2017-09-02 Norfolk Street Bakery,
here is what they provided.


Being a virgin to these matters, please take the comments, with that in mind.
I found the pastry thin and crunchy, the filling rich and creamy, dense, very smooth, and not too sweet.
I could have eaten all six, quite happily, but will save some for the wife, and myself, later, for afters.
Yummy £1.50 each.

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It was all going so well until image

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They look the business. Compare the thin delicate shell on this:

to the armour-plated carapace on this:

For the third time:

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A thickish shell is OK, providing it is suitably flaky with a mix of crunch and chewiness. The
Sainsbury’s example looks dry and hard.

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It was dryer and harder than Satan’s foreskin. Appallingly unpleasant. I bought two, the second was binned.

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speaking from experience

I might well be willing to attempt a second serving of Beelzebub’s bell-end before I would have another go at Sainbury’s Pistake de Nasty.

:yawning_face:

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Make some. :grin:

No chance.

new kitchen just a show room then? too perfect to be used?

Submitted; unless one can master making the pastry there is no advantage to the home baker attempting PDN.
Discuss.

Meh!

Fuck the discussion. If I want PDN, I want it now. Not after 3 hours of fucking around generating an aneurysm when it all inevitably goes tits up.

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Making your own puff pastry is the ultimate demonstration that you have too much time on your hands.

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Faff denier!

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:raised_hands:

At least you can get one - when I asked at my local bakers he said “what? - Pasties De Norfolk did you say?”

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:joy: :joy:

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Eccles Cakes though.

VB

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Waitrose - raspberry, blueberry and 2x normal

The raspberry is actually very nice but I’m sure there will be abject outrage they aren’t ‘proper’

Do they do cherry?

any marmite ones?

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