The return of shit joke thread (incorporating the humour toilet) and mainly reposts of reposts of reposts
3 Squaws were in the maternity wigwam.
The Squaw on the Buffalo hide had a son.
The Squaw on the Cougar hide had a son.
The Squaw on the Hippopotamus hide had twin sons.
This was predicted by Pythagoras when he said that the Squaw on the Hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the Squaws on the other 2 hides!
Nicked from the Shaun Keaveney breakfast show on BBC 6 Music last week.
Accountant: twice as big as required.