The secret diary of Elon Musk and other fuckery

And of course

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Tech-bro: a person who believes Italian Futurist manifestoes.

Nup, that trumps my intellect :man_shrugging:

The let’s pave over the Venetian canals mob. Mostly lined up behind Mussolini, which did not end well. But is an interesting parallel with today.

I fucking love this…

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So most Cybertrucks are being recalled because the cunt rail isn’t cunty enough

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Would that be the stash box lid (see above)?

Wonder what Trump’s got on him?

Prollly just the fact that he could completely ruin him, s’all :man_shrugging:

The moment Trump threatened to cancel all his government contracts, he stopped. The double irony being it started with Elon complaining about the amount of pork in the bill, when he’s one of the biggest individual recipients of it.

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Trump, Musk. Both utter cunts, demonstrated in so many ways that no other conclusion is possible.

My well of sympathy is dry.

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Oh please do not misconstrue what I wrote as being sympathy, admiration or anything else even vaguely approaching neutral (let alone positive) about either of those two fuckwits.

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Once again, The Onion has to be very careful not to just be actual news.

It’s going well :rofl:

Nazi SkyNet is go. :rocket:

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Even the logo is a Flash Gordon rip off- Seemingly the K-hole is striving to ‘save every one of us’.

If you’re going to invent a sobriquet for yourself that everyone will use immediately and that nobody will ever forget, then MechaHitler is actually pretty bloody good :+1:

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The term Grok should ring a few bells. Robert Heinlein’s Stranger In A Strange Land whence it originates is somewhat errm… problematic in its political attitudes, ISTR.

Played Tight End for the Patriots in their best years.