The secret diary of Elon Musk and other fuckery

Opened fine for me,sounds like the feds are onto you :police_officer:

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Ah I’m not a subscriber and it was readable, apologies.

Yeah, that makes sense. I’m an international man of mystery and a global threat to everything. And stuff.

Reuters are a bit shit anyway. So there.

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I suppose people = rich white people. Rich = smart.

Can we have Bezos here under the second part of the topic title?

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Wide Eyed Wow GIF

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Hopefully this sort of headhunter

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Looks like Marilyn Manson yawning

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Said he was sorry - but he also said he was intoxicated. So that’s alright then, proven he’s a moron at more ones than one.

How can this level of low life afford one of these things?

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Maybe someone somewhere rents them out ?

Or he just nicked it (Action likely to cause a breach of the peace, Driving while under the influence, Auto theft …).

Cyber. A word that people use when they want to seem contemporary and edgy; thus utterly uncool.

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Finance, same the world over.

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See: ‘tech-bro’ for cock punch practice.

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Yep.

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Is this a spoof?

Whenever I hear ‘Cyber’ anything I remember these cunting things:

Nope.

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Seeing who was in charge at the time- I did wonder with the three word ‘strapline’- this makes sense now…

Me too, just different cunting things

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