The secret diary of Elon Musk and other fuckery

ICL series 39 by any chance? My dad worked on the development of that in the 70s/80s and then later VME.

He was a Fortran fanboy but also did Algol, Cobol and Pascal

Probably why I think all developers are weirdos

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LOL, back in my yoof I wrote a control program for a rheometer in FORTRAN. On a DEC PDP-8. :smiley:

Dunno. Theirs would have been a lot more grown-up than my system though, which ran on networked Windows PCs (nominally ‘industrial’ ones, so at least the hardware didn’t fall over all the time). I gave in to my lad and he did write our stuff in Pascal in the end. Most of it involved interacting with IEEE-488 interfaces which were what talked directly to the instrumentation and controllers.

Wrote radar return simulation software in Fortran on Vax / VMS back in the day.

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Scratch is great. I love how the commands kinda fit together according to whether it’s a legal combo. Reminds me of ZX Basic, in a way :smiling_face_with_three_hearts:

It’s for kids and dumb people and accountants. :grinning:

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Not really, some of us need to start on a Micro:bit first.

Which I am going to try and do to see if you can use it to control an N gauge engine once I get the time…

Perfect for those of us that are all three!

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Love how this Elon Musk thread has morphed to accomodate all nerdy weirdos
But someone must love you all :grinning:

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All of a sudden, I’ve developed an interest in computers. :grin:

I wrote a program to calc room reverberation time in FORTRAN 77 on a PRIME at Salford Uni in '87, although most of the hours were lost in the GINO libraries trying to get the visualisation and graphs to work

that’s about the limit of my programming…

My uncle worked for them, the OPD was part visionary and part hilarious.

10 Print Your All Cunts.
20 Goto 10.

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Calling grammar cunts, 3…2…1…

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Can’t pass this one up.

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Error line 10 undefined

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10 Print “I can’t even troll correctly”
20 Goto 10.

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Everything should be ported to lolcode, everything.

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Syntax error, line 20, unexpected ‘.’

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Hardcore cunt gets more cunty

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