The shit that does merit its own thread

When will they learn that every comedy remake is shit I.e. Porridge

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Perfect for the fanatical collector of evil homunculi that look simultaneously like possessed toddlers and irritable geriatrics… :open_mouth:

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Tempted to get them as a permanent feature in child seats for the car.

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Stop the thing from being nicked 100% :+1:

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Weirdly this was suggested to me on Facebook

The description is most excellent

For the non Facebook people



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Just seen there are quite a few locally. No doubt I’ll now get spammed with them on fb

This poor blighter has had a hard start by the look of it



Fuck me,a young cliff michelmore

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I remember a tv programme a few years back about these things. There was one woman in Iirc her 60’s who had one and treated it like a real baby, dressing it in fresh clothes every morning, pushing it around in a pram, changing it and putting it to bed etc. I think there was some kind of tragic back story like she’d lost a baby or a grandchild. When they asked her husband what he thought of it, he started saying it gives his wife some comfort, but then his patience obviously ran out and he just blurted out in front of his Mrs, “Actually, I think it’s just bloody creepy…” and the poor woman just dissolved into tears . It was quite disturbing really.

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Yes I did wonder if they are popular with women who can’t have kids or have lost a baby,sort of adds up when I read this description on fb

REDUCED PRICE. PLEASE NO TIME WASTERS. Saskia reborn doll by bonnie brown selling her do use to not giving her the attention she needs . 4pound in waight .03_ 3_6 months in cloths 22inch

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Ideal for the dashboard in summer.

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Thought I had found the perfect valentines gift for wifey.

It is the new Kardashian thing.

Wifey doesn’t like pineapple though. Damn.

Try taking the skin off first next time

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Talk about beating around the bush… banned from the county, travellin folk par chance

I met someone whose conditions banned them from Hampshire, Sussex, Surrey and Kent.

Was a bit of an issue as they had just driven from Surrey to Sussex.

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Hope these cunts get the punishment they deserve.

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Sadly, birching was scrapped years ago…

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Whatever happened to the Anti Nazi League?

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15 now

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Obviously missed this Christmas but you could start saving up for a present for someone special for next year.