The shit that does merit its own thread

I presume they took them up with them? It’s not really the season for Liberty caps.
Or they mis-identified & ate another type & became unwell as a result.

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Never heard of these. Will visit…:sunglasses:

Saw Erland and the Carnival there with Borats some years back - had a bit of a wander around beforehand, amazing place, and perfectly mad.

Just got called “leaky pants” by Jason from the Sleafords.

Life goals and all that.

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New passport turned up today. Exactly 10 days after I applied for it.

Not what I was expecting given the scaremongering news about 10 week delays.

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What colour ?

A very dark Brexit blue

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This is still clattering on.

Me vs the Sleafords 39/38 likes. He’s lost the room.

This started with him going Axl Rose WRT the support act

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Took a while…

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@edd9000 overloaded the pellet hopper in the smoker again?

The easy way to butcher and bbq in one go!

That’s an awful lot of bovine flatus.
Reminds me of the story (true or false) of the French Vet who after passing a flatus tube on a cow with a distended abdomen, decided to burn the escaping gas off. He lit the escaping gas, which in turn acted as a flame thrower and burnt the barn and surrounding buildings to a crisp.
I hope it was a true story and not just veterinarian folklore story. Global warming eh.

We had a sprog in germany who was told to go and check the acid level on the batteries for our trucks.

Was gone for ages so one of the guys went to check and found him out cold on the floor with a lighter in his hand and no eyebrows.

Good luck Mark.:crossed_fingers:

I’ve just seen the doctor for a catch up (she was on holiday for the two weeks after she told me I had cancer) and got sick notes dating back to February - upto £84.80 a week if my Employment & Support Allowance application gets approved.:joy:

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That is worse than universal credit isn’t it?

I have too much in savings for UC.