The shit that does merit its own thread

Two friends of mine have just got back from a holiday trip and were supposed to be meeting us and four others for a pub lunch. So this morning he says they may not stay long as they both seem to have caught “the common cold” from the passenger next to them, despite her wearing a mask. One of my other mates immediately cried off as he’s driving a friend in and out of hospital for tri-weekly chemo. I excused myself and Claire too as she’s still quite breathless after the lung surgery. Holiday flight man then gets back to everyone saying he won’t be coming after all as he’s just done a lateral flow test and it’s covid positive.

Never mind covid in the control tower, I certainly wouldn’t be boarding a passenger aircraft right now. Anywhere far enough away to need a flight is too far to hold my breath.

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Got my covid booster jab this morning

We’re at the GP’s for flu jabs on Saturday but I suspect, based on their previous track record, that they won’t have managed to organise simultaneous covid jabs. Why kill two birds with one stone when, er, you can fail to instead ?

You can book via NHS app. Mine was at a local pharmacy.
My GP practice isn’t doing covid boosters, but I’ll be there for flu and shingles jabs in 2 weeks.

How incredibly sad, share your pre-edit sentiment :frowning_face:

Land owner unhappy with the unwashed venturing off-piste onto their land for a photo op? Given local gamekeeper attitudes (lived in Hexham for a while) it wouldn’t surprise - pure speculation

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My first thought was which farmer would it be. :frowning:

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Might not be a farmer directly, maybe the people who demolished the ‘Crooked House’ pub are branching out

Couple more arrests in the Crooked House case.

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I’d keep your speculation to yourself.

‘Saw this and thought of you’

Bad pun :rage:

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I did wonder / hope.

Could be a coincidence, but they are the same ages as one Adam Taylor & one Carly Taylor

Hope so

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The first letter. Every nail; bang on:

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Just watching house of games on BBC2 and WTAF has Toyah done to her face.

It’s a mystery.

At least she hasn’t got her tic tac’s out.

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