Never have the words “it’s dust-free” been so heroically wrong.
I might have mentioned that FoL#2 Lauren is working on the farm where she stables her nag until she can sort out an apprenticeship.
This week is apparently “Clean Shit Up Week” so she’s been jet washing all the kit that is caked in a year of mud and cowshit.
She enjoyed it at first, but she’s got very fucking bored of it by now and came home yesterday absolutely caked in mud and shite and soaked and properly fucked off.
So today I was in CEX , and
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You’re so screwed when you get old(er)
Expect a one way ticket to switzerland from your kids.
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Literally shovelware, although technically OT for the thread.
Many years ago I asked my cousin (an equine vet) what is the difference between a pony and a horse.
Using his left hand he pointed to his right elbow and then to his shoulder " about that much" he said. I’ve never put his explanation to the test.
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Dot matrix sign on the A370 at Flax Bourton featured an interesting message this morning as I drove past:
EAT MY PUSSY
MAKE ME CREAM
Alas no photo as was driving but it got me thinking. If you did eat someone’s cat, why would they still need cream for the cat?
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Ideal solution for people parking close to the Bristol hi fi show
https://twitter.com/onebiglizard/status/1753828821134914034?s=46
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Absolutely and completely FUCK THAT!
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They should have used that as a temporary webpage for the WAM url 
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Ha,looks like it might have been in Bristol.Was just seeing if I could find him on YouTube
Bloke doing the commentary with a crutch wouldn’t instill confidence if you were just starting out.
Madness
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It’s the NCP next.to the Marriott. Fucking lunacy.
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I’ve been wondering when the Parkour deaths would start.
Someone from my school in Bristol was suspended for doing something similar from the footbridge outside the school. This was mid-eighties!
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My mate in Cardiff tells a story about when he and his dad went to pick up 2 fellow 8 year olds for a football match. They were being picked up by a flyover. When they arrived, the boys were dangling off the railings of the flyover. I think one of them ultimately ended up in prison.
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Life (or not) was so much simpler back then
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Read that earlier today, what a man! only knew him as the bumbling Carry On actor. Total hero.