The bloke adding some heating to our office has just managed to put a screw all the way up to the head in to the joint at the bottom of his middle finger.
He was looking a bit queasy as his mate drove him off to hospital.
Looks like it might be a bit picky getting that one out.
Couldn’t he just unscrew it?
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Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase ‘self tapper’.
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No risk assessment I’ll bet, otherwise he’d have been wearing the correct grade of protective glove.
Fucking amateurs… 
I offered to bung a bit of ice on it and unscrew it.
He gave me one of those looks.
So now he is at the hospital where they will give him some painkillers and unscrew it. Pussy.
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Reach can fuck right off
What would you want to read any of those?
Those shitrags taking themselves out of circulation can’t be a bad thing 
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Only when they are linked to on here! 
Why would you do that?
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If you need protective gloves to put a screw in you shouldn’t be allowed to screw stuff. That covers both fixings and sexual partners just in case they breed.
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I’ve blocked most of them on Google search just in case I click on one for insatiable curiosity reasons. Now I don’t get the option.
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I saw that on a mainland EU based publication recently. When I see this, I block it from my Newsfeed.
Fuck 'em.
British gigs: you buy the ticket online, they send you a PDF with a barcode. You get there with the PDF on your phone. They ignore the barcode and have a printout of everybody’s names, you say “that’s me!” and they put a squiggle on your hand with a sharpie.
German gigs: you buy the ticket online, they send you a PDF with a barcode. The ticket is only valid when printed in good quality on DIN A4 paper then folded according to the instructions. Keep the ticket away from dirt and moisture. Treat the ticket like cash (no, really).
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DO NOT OPEN IF YOU HATE HEIGHTS
I hate heights,but couldn’t help but watch. Bloody terrifying
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Drill into your surname.
https://forebears.io/surnames/smith
Edit the URL accordingly.
I’ve used the example “Smith”.
You can go down to country etc. level.
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My name in the UK
London is us. Worcestershire is my mother. We don’t talk about the Yorkshire crew.
Obvs there are loads in Belgium.
According to that website my surname originates from a small vilage in Bavaria. Never knew that.
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Genau!
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