Unsurprising distribution…
There are only 509 of my other half’s in the entire world.
I think the 2014 results are actually from before that, as I think I am in Surrey rather than Warwickshire (where there is literally nobody) and we moved up in 2013.
Context: not as rare as @gyroscope as there about 20 of us in the 1881 census but still only just in treble figures.
Edit: beating Mrs @downbeat in the top trumps.
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Quelle surprise… I’m fully Paddy
Feckin’ Welsh / most occurrences Murcan here.
All my days 
Roots in merry olde England, most commonly found in the US of A.
MOST PREVALENT IN:
United States
HIGHEST DENSITY IN:
Bahamas
Most prevalent in Australia.
Sheep as a lamb eh!
X,
Stealing sheep got them there?
Exactly.
Most prevalent in Scotland and North of England.
Also ln
USA
Canada
South Africa
Australia
New Zealand
Apart from an Uncle who was a £10 Pom everyone is in the South of England back to 1750 according to family tree done by a cousin
I need to be owning whippets throwing ferrets down my trousers and growing rhubarb in my shed.
A placename surname from Yorkshire.
Although it’s great to see Marr get under that ridiculous twat Morrisey’s skin, to be honest I don’t really see how either of them can in good conscious tour under the Smiths name without it looking a bit odd and one sided.
But yeah, fuck Morrisey 
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Johnny should do a tour with Rick Astley, just to fuck him off as much as humanly possible.
I don’t think he actually has any interest in touring as The Smiths, just stopping Morrissey doing so. He blocked the release of yet another Best Of album the other day too, he’s being a right cunt!
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Surprised that could even fly legally. I assume Morrisey could have done the same, so, more fool him.
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That made my Willy itch.
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Probably only really important in Glasgow