The shit that does merit its own thread

Things have taken a dark turn in Glasgow’s post box crocheting community.

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There’s been a murrrrderrrrrr.

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End of Schengen Zone in sight?

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What year is it?
Well it depends

Made me laugh

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The wife just chased down MiL’s email being intercepted, probably from clicking on a highly convincing but rong link in an email a few weeks ago.

Obviously MiL is on all sorts of lists as being vulnerable and I would dearly like to fire them into the sun.

And what did it win you? You’ve messed up a dialogue about getting a chair repaired :man_facepalming:

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Made me smile before entering probably the worst toilets in the county.

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else’s

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Now this isn’t an excuse for cheesy jokes.

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Instead of cooking up an elaborate fraud to attack and potentially kill an independent business, maybe these cunts could get a job or something.

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Yes, the underlying crime is awful for the business.

James Garner will be spinning in his grave to be accused of treason and spying.

Discussed here: tl;dl version is that they have nailed the media response and that the short term hit of paying suppliers will probably more than pay off in goodwill and future sales.

When no one gives a shit about your justice system.

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I know it’s a questionable paper, but the state of things in London with renting property; what the fuck!

A few months ago, a person asked the owner of a café if they knew anyone with a room. Deposits of at least £15,000 were being asked for, apparently…

Looking forward to going out boozing tomorrow.

This has become an Identifiable Thing now:

Family comes down to That London.

Wife and daughter go to a show in the West End.

Husband isn’t particularly into musical theatre, but then realises that he knows a bloke with time on his hands who would probably be up for a few pints :+1:

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These were the very circumstances under which we met last year. I can’t abide musical theatre but I do enjoy a pint or two every once in a blue moon.

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I thoroughly enjoyed our outing, but it’s striking how frequently this happens. Same scenario every time.

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@Gyroscope’s man créche?

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I’m stealing that :laughing: :+1: