The shit that does merit its own thread

Whoever can rock that deep red colour and look good on TikToK

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Not sure about a foreigner. Dominic Cummings though. He seems prepared to work with anyone on just about anything. He ran (for want of a better word) a Tory government (for want of a better word) for a while without even being a member of the party.

Otherwise Marcus Rashford, Ollie Watkins and Morgan Rogers could job-share it. They can’t all be on the pitch at the same time.

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Marilyn Manson? He has (allegedly) the experience.

JRM is surely the shoo-in here? He’d drag the god-optionals back to the dark ages at the very least…

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He digs with the other foot? An even vaster theobureaucracy awaits.

Well he’s super popular right now.

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A face you’d never tire of punching.

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THAT. Is fuckingscary :flushed:

As ever, I aim to displease.

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hahaha so looking forward to reading this

"If there was any question of this being available in the public domain, I was not warned of it.

"If I had been, I would never have agreed to submit a witness statement, much less go into the level of confidential detail which I did.

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Dressing up as a fake vicar is surely an act of transvestment.

Probably the finest Halloween-theme available…

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Oof !

Was about to hit ‘like’

Couldn’t.

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Happy valentine day to you all.

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I take it that whales don’t like the taste of shite, in my case there would be a lot of it.

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