The football will be televised on match of the day at 10pm Saturdays
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Just introduced the people in the office to the Florida man (date) thing, as one of them is off there on holiday next year, and the randomly selected date of 16th June did not disappoint.
His actual surname?
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Probably 
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Nice to see The Met focusing on the most important things 
Obviously dealing with corruption, racism and other problems is too much bother, but double down on the trivial shit.
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Takes the heat off ‘Rapey Dave’ and his many chums… Job done.
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When an horrific murder or rape occurs in the SE the Met provides a useful ready database of likely suspects who’d need to be eliminated from enquiries before then looking more closely at the public to see if one of them might be behind it.
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Man buys a cockatoo that’s previously been owned by a metal fan:
https://www.tiktok.com/@bodanrankovic/video/7083980083685346603
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This arrived today:
Thought provoking.
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Our next door neighbours back in the 1990’s were a couple about 10 years younger than us - childhood sweethearts, lovely people. They finally took the plunge and got married. 18 months later he was with another woman and soon after that they were divorced. She, upset every time she saw the new couple in Tesco’s, decided to move away. But not just to a different town - oh no, she relocated (she was a nurse) to the Falkland Islands !
Yesterday we heard from her mum for the first time in 20 years. Among other things we learned that our ex-neighbour is no longer in the Falklands. I guess Stanley must have been a bit too ‘bustling’ and ‘big-city’. Having re-married she moved again and for more than 10 years they’ve been here, or hereabouts !
Wow !
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Wonderful place to visit (mosquito/bear repellent notwithstanding) but to hell with living there!
Why are interesting and in-depth progams like this no longer made?
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Well at least we can be thankful they have invented suitcases with wheels since then. 
And trains with ironing boards for seats. 
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Shit. Literally. Johnny Depp’s face as he tells it 
Heard the Turd
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