The shit that doesn't merit its own thread (the resurrection)


#6635

Only posh cunts pronounce it like bone :+1:


#6636

:+1:


#6637

WTF is going on with this Government? The Russians dump nerve agent in Salisbury and we have a fucking meeting about it in London, just wtf!

I’d like to see at least half of the Russian embassy invited to fucking leave, if not all of them. Utter cunts.


#6638

Yeah, and before they go, they should be made to eat a cream tea with the jam and cream on the wrong way.

That’ll teach em.


#6639

So farewell then,
Large American Financial Services Firm.
We hardly knew you.

“Is it done yet?”
That was your catchphrase.


#6640

Yeah, and HCBs laced with anchovy :+1:


#6641

#6642

…and then he said “I’ll show you where you can spread that unsalted butter”.

:scream:


#6643

That shop in Chalgrove won’t let me in anymore :persevere:


#6644

Shame it is over, (Not from your POV of course) but there was a strange compelling car crash entertainment factor in your project related posts over the last year :grinning:

I am sure you will be back to a ‘normal’ work environment before long!


#6645

Typical everyday scene from Lopwell corner shop


#6646

“Excuse Me, where is the cape and glue section?”


#6647

Cheers :smile:

To be honest it got so messed up that I haven’t bothered posting any more blow-by-blow accounts recently. At leaving drinks (which have become a steady procession) last night we reckoned that of the original dev team assembled a year ago 70% have now gone.

Still, I’m looking forward to some hardcore goofing off now. Then I have to contend with recruitment consultants again :open_mouth:


#6648

according to the ONS the list of 700 things used in the “shopping basket” for calculating inflation is changing:


#6649

Camcorders were in until now? I can’t believe that anyone has bought one for at least 6 years!


#6650

Equally daft is taking pork pies out…


#6651

The entire economic activity of 40-65 year old men now unrepresented.


#6652

I am sure I have seen photos of you doing the rounds in exercise leggings?

I think they should have left in pork pies and added capes as the item of clothing.


#6653

I’m going to set up a new gentleman’s quarterly called “Quiche and Action Cameras”. It has a nice ring to it.


#6654

They quoted massive loss of sales 3rd week in March, no-one quite understands …