Wonderful stuff.
Looks perfect for machining tiny lumps of coal for a miniature steam engine…
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Probably better for watch mending.
Might start fixing Rolex’s from the back of the Astra.
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If it’s from the Astra surely you mean a Patek Phillippe:-
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Got any Rolex need fixin’? No. Tarmac your drive?
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Next step to Skynet…
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Or Optimus Prime…
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An experienced military diver has died coming back from where the boys are - God 
only knows how they can get them out safely. The oxygen supply in the cave is also running out and rain forecast. Bloody grim.
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Awful situation,haven’t followed the story much,so have missed why are they there in the first place?
Good question!
This is a thing… 
They
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Too soon ?
Hardly, it was on Facebook 18 hours ago
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Whew ! I was worried for a moment 
isn’t that cunt supposed to be in jail still?
Probably on Community Service at a day care centre.
It’s a brilliant wind up. He had the balls to take it to a festival and sell it to the twats to make a point.
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