Is that a coffee machine or a barbacue? 
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Audio Technica SoundBurger livesā¦
Iām thinking the thread title should be amended:
The Fugly World of Turntable Wank
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You too can make a TT out of surgical trays.
Bingo.
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CEO: how can we make a better turntable for the new range?
DESIGNER: we canāt, everythingās already been done and we canāt do anything to improve on whatās already out there
CEO: well get the fuck out of here and design something so bizarre that nobody will understand it and weāll just claim itās better than anything else on the market
DESIGNER: gotcha boss
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Dave, what the fuck are you doing with these links?
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I think he has turntable want and is waiting for someone to approve one of his (mainly disgusting) offerings.
Iām ashamed to admit, I quite like thatā¦
LSD flashbacks are real. Itās OK Dave, have some orange juice and remember the galaxy is just a crumb in a giants pocket
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You should be 
Do you Adam? I bought my last turntable on the back of your review!
You liked the La Luce as well and that is hideous.
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Are you sure? Iāve just reminded myself what it looks like and Itās minginā
http://www.audioreference.co.nz/sites/www.audioreference.co.nz/files/newsimages/Dohmann%20Helix%202%20front.jpg
The Dohmann Helix 2. Nice.
Might be buying an ex-dem tomorrow.
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Bloody hell, a nice looking TT. Are you well?
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The others were all a joke.
I like the Dohmann, heās the guy that design the Continuum.
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