I sure as fuck don’t want to have to look at any photographs of any of your gurning mugs. Fucking hell.
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People can pick as many options as they want on that poll. No FPTP nonsense here.
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There will always be conspiracy theorists. It’s a fact of life nowadays.
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Marzipan . . . get in the sea.
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When forced as a child to have Battenburg the marzipan was always left on the plate
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It’s lush.
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Get the feck out of it with that Marzipan shite.
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Whacking ‘Sport’ on that is a triumph of marketing. A*
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So, named after a jacket then ?
1932 entry here https://www.ritter-sport.com/history.
I’m entranced: “Let’s make a chocolate that fits in every sports jacket pocket” Have you ever heard a sportsman say “You know what I really need is a chocolate bar I can put in my pocket”. ? I mean as a USP it’s solving a problem very few may encounter.
Still it would be obvious if the line was ‘Ritter Plumper’; designed to safely fit in a roll of belly flab?
Regardless - Bravisimo.
Why does that make me think of the Kit Kat joke?
A propos of hardly anything, when I was at school I once spent my lunchbreak with a mate at the town’s May funfair. Among other rides, he and I went on the Waltzer. I’d forgotten I had a Cadbury’s Creme Egg in my school blazer pocket. Bad. Mistake.
If you shared that with Ritter they may well feel inspired to whip up a ‘Funfair special’ or ‘gypsy entertainer’ Both of which I would buy
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I will be calling my next 301 iteration "Sport’ in homage to this wonderful twaddle.
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One of these
would cover up a Dust Bug mark nicely.
Loose weight now, ask me how
Want to be a better lover? Have the body you always dreamed about?
You need the exclusive 301’S’ combined with an ungodly habit for rare 45’s you’ll be up and down every 2:30 seconds when you’re not running to the bank to explain yourself.
Garrard, it’s more than just a turntable
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Lose
Although if you lost that much weight your clothes would certainly be loose