Wossat?
4G Wifi access point.
Our internet was very flaky last week, to the extent i nearly couldn’t approve some people’s pay. I was tethering my laptop to my phone but because I am on a contract it was proving quite expensive, and work wont let me claim expenses because it is my contract.
So I bought the 4G access point, work will let me charge that use to expenses.
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Bit of gardening, limited by the closure of local refuse centres, and consequently a bit of burning stuff.
Avoiding broken glass.
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It gets easier with time.
VB
Buying a chainsaw 
What could possibly go wrong?
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That should produce some proper wounds.
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Cut the grass, cooked a massive roast dinner and assembled 2 new Ikea desks that were delivered Friday in the hope I’ll still have a job in the coming weeks.
Now sitting in the garden drinking beer.
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They look ready for round two 
At work.
Your job for the next couple of weeks will be building said desks
You’re lucky
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Using my new acquisition:
Patio, decking, path from house to patio/decking, conservatory, including the most ball ache job of the year, the roof.
All nice and clean for a summer of parties and bbqs! Maybe a bake off!
Oh, hang on… 
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Indeed.
Hope it was quiet and you only had to cope with critical workers. And not a load of idiots thinking Oxford /Regent Street is the place to exercise
I’ll be keeping a watchful eye on the slaughterhouse thread. 
After an almighty effort to get my lazy fat arse out of bed, I did the following:
- Made French toast and set the fucking smoke detector off.
- Cut the grass.
- Scarifièd the grass.
- Put lawn feed on the grass.
- Drank 2 cans of Stella.
- Walked the dig to a neighbouring village and back, exactly 1hr 8mins.
- Watered the feed into the lawn.
- Started to trim the front hedge.
- Talked to a complete stranger about moths as he was walking past. He started it obvs.
- Laughed at the big lebowski setting off fire alarms.
- Am just about to go and listen to some music for the first time in an utter age. On headphones.
- Finding out I’m egg-bound. Again.
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You know, I think you’re right. I’m glad I’m still at work, going off how Claire and the kids are coping. FoL#2 Lauren especially is going absolutely stir crazy, probably because she’s the one who has an actual social life outside of the internet.
Yeah, it’s about 50/50 at the moment.
Mouth-breather Moment Of The Day;
two females accompanying a third who is pregnant complaining the the tube had too many people milling around (about 20 on the entire station). Then requested a glass of water for their friend.
I explained that I couldn’t send a member of staff to assist as that would break the “social distancing” rules. I then asked why they were on the station with a pregnant friend.
I was told that they were out for the day and that I was a nosey cunt !
My reply ? Go home and stop wasting people’s time. No doubt they will complain.
Oh, well 
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