He was lion on the job application
Pricks.
Youâre spelling of Cunts is woeful. Otherwise
Having embraced my New Years resolution to drink bourbon with some enthusiasm,
I thought Iâd better get some more in,
.
âŚenjoying a cup of tea at home.
About bloody time.
Hard to beat being back home.
Probably best to leave the chores until tomorrow.
Nursing a sick Donna wifey, doing the shopping, making lunch, taking Sam to the dentist to have a brace fitted, taking Amy to the dentist to have two teeth outâŚmaking TeaâŚ
Hope youâve got BT sport Olan, youâll be able to watch Liverpool play tonight in comfort.
Whinge, whinge, whinge.
I think we need to organise a coach trip to visit, just 30 or 40 of us, itâll cheer you up
To Southampton and back. Horrible drive
Duh! Itâs Southampton
I shall save you the organisational bother:
Put me down please, Iâll cancel the coach
I shall sort out a well trained and nearly qualified vet for the task.
Nobody likes a smart bottom
Speak for yourself, ya fussy olâ bearâŚ
Yeah, thatâs a really crappy route
Yeah not my favourite route, that one. The Dorset part, over from Honiton, is kind of picturesque for a while, but itâs just such a bitty drive, overall. Even worse if you need to go all the way to Brighton.