Good. Clears space for a Lord’s portion at Tiffin.
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No real pain thank fuck. I’ll not be taking OxyContin or any of that shite.
Where are you, John?
On the contrary. It will say ‘not a man to be fucked with’ (except, perhaps, in the very literal sense) and should deter people from nicking your sun-lounger and inflatable unicorn drinks holder
As for the vampires, could they not just have slipped a handy cannula in, so you end up with one bruise, albeit sometimes a big’un, rather than many ?
VB
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Would a strippergram cheer you up ?
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I always thought “superpubic scar” sounded like a death metal band.
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I’m already on my way…
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Marsh mills?
Spinderlev myln in the czech mountains, with two families of czech friends. They are enjoying my version of skiing
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Bloody hell H&S is a bit extreme for ping pong these days.
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Read that as strippergran.
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Just be glad you are not a MAMIL.
Far past that! (and never was one)
Should be good for scaring the grandkids in a few years!
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interviewing, whilst waiting for candidate 1, we were sat at my meeting table, when we had a visitor
most odd given my office is on the first floor through multiple sets of double doors…
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He didnt want the job, too much discrimination on door entry
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He wasn’t feline good about it
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Now, now don’t be catty!
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