Do you have any pets in the house already?
Other than Stronzi?
Mabel the Kato-like attack cat.
And him
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Brentor?
Where’s the bridge? I should know.
It was all kicking off at Meavy Oak fair yesterday.
Low Tech amusement for the kids involving ping pong balls, jamjars & ducks on string.
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Shaugh Prior
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Change the locks!
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Used to enjoy taking the kids there. I’d still go but it usually ends up a pain trying to drive in and out
They had a field open for parking at one end of the village. Seemed quite well organised.
Today, our part of Norfolk was dragged, kicking and screaming into the digital age - we had fibre installed/connected…..
……Still via a telegraph pole mind, and mustn’t forget, we still enjoy an absolutely abysmal cellphone signal here 
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Not to be outdone and being somewhat closer to Spudland I have ordered FBB today, It should be installed on 6th July.
I’m not sure that we actually have fibre at premises yet but I will have to wait and see.
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Hoicking two reel to reel decks down to the car for a road trip to get serviced. The journey was not fun in the heat. Returned to find dogs lounging close to the aircon looking chilled in both senses.
Just walked the dogs (~10pm) and it’s still showing 30C in the courtyard - another sleepless night beckons.
Luckily dog Max has one of his bouts of “I ate something else’s shit / decaying corpse when you looked away for a millisecond” diarrhoea…
Which,
a) means at least two large ponds of liquid shit sprayed on anything absorbent I’ve forgotten to hide in the kitchen when I get up in the morning,
b) he may very well also be dead, because he’s old and frail and always gets very ill when he does the same fucking retarded thing again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again… Despite the 24/7/365 presence of food and water for him…
Luckily-squared I have a soon-to-be-fatal bout of fatal manflu and am in the vilest possible mood after last night’s sleeplessness, caused by both an overheated bedroom and the world’s gobbiest, slowest, and most incompetent vampire (presumably) cable installers, who show up once or twice a month to park their vans with engines running and talk loudly next to an open inspection cover from midnight until 4AM, and then go home having - once again - achieved nothing.
This is why I kill.
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Welcome to a week of food poisioning, me and Max
Nope, me and Max will piss all carer’s of with a smile.
Good Boy xx
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Cheers Mick. Pore old cunt is struggling already in this weather. We’ve had two near-misses in the last 18 months, and he’s somewhere north of 17 now. Gets us all I know, but, well. You know.