Does Border Force have a mounted division?
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He will be just pushing boats with a long stick.
Neigh…
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And you just love swabbing my deck, doncha mate 
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Was going to be going to Taunton today. Luckily I didn’t as engine lights just come on
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Reorganising pending the Great Kallax Construction this weekend. Hifi has swapped sides.
We have a 5x5, 3x4, 1x4 and a couple of 2x2s to build.
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That is a lot of records! What are the speakers?
Hope you bought a hi-end Allen key 
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Hiring a digger and smashing a drain that I forgot was there. 
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I suspect that is only a portion of the records
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Revel F208
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Battery packs fully charged and drill-driver deployed. Those pissy Ikea hexagon wrenches can fuck right off.
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Correct.
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Another flood yesterday.
It’s filling up and overflowing in 4-6 hours now
Blokes just arrived and says new boiler needed
Dear lord, Stu. We put a man on the moon in 1969 and now we’re reduced to this 
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There is no water on the moon so it was obviously easier than domestic plumbing.
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Can you make a claim for that sofa you don’t like?
Not with the housing,think I’m giving it away as I hate it.
Tried to claim ruined bedding with them but they said go through your home insurance which is pointless with the excess.