That nail polish on your toes really suits you 
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I shaved my legs the night before too,commitment to the AA on tour
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The lad wanted to unscrew the speed restricter, any more and he would have been pike bait
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Surely battery powered boats are too heavy to float though 
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And why do you think āmilkfloatsā are called that, eh, smartarse? 
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Yes, theyāre great - quite a few coming onto the Norfolk Broads over the last couple of years. Total contrast to the noisy, thrummy, bone shaking boats of the past.
About 10 years back we had a two week holiday on a decent sized cabin cruiser in Ireland on the Erne/Shannon. Scenery, pubs and Irish folk were all fantastic but the experience was spoiled somewhat because the diesel engine was located directly below the living area. The noise/vibration was awful.
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And smell (some of the time) TBF my BiLs diesel canal boat isnāt to bad in that regard but some of the others were/are very smelly.
We went on a small electric ferry across one of the lakes at Plitvice in Croatia & it was lovely
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How many records did you buy? 
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Circumstances are forcing me to very-belatedly join the C21st.
One steep, painful and probably expensive learning-curve incomingā¦
ā¦but so far pretty impressed how much tech Ā£104 can purchase.
Itās actually a genuinely nice object, and works exceedingly well - presumbaly the 4-Ā£igures equivalents from the big names unfold into giant killer robots or summink?
Itās also very greenā¦
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They are very good phones Paul Iāve been using one for a few years now.
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Me too.
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Pure luck Al, TBH 
That, and the fact I had Ā£41 in Lenovoās rewards programā¦
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The Moto are very good value for money. In the last ~10 years Iāve either them or Google own brand (because no crapware).
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19 years after we applied our applications for the Melbourne Cricket Club finally reached the top of the list. Today I applied for my MCG members card with the intention of going to the Boxing Day Test again as soon as possible. Might go to the footie tooā¦
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Dealing with my insurance company after an accident coming home from work,
A wee prick driving a Renault van turning right on a fast section of the A70 pulled into my path and I skelped him on his rear quarter. Whilst they take 5mins to cover you and take your money it took me 4hrs to get my claim through with all the details they required. No injuries to either me or him but my car is a write off. That being said, the insurance co. kicked into life as a no fault claim and I have a replacement car being delivered tomorrow. The advantages of fully comp.
I really canāt complain after 43 years of driving this is the only car incident, bikes are another story.
X.
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Fuck ! Iām not jealous. No. Not me. Nope. Donāt care.
No siree !
Fuck you !
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FUCK. YOU !
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