Bollocks to it all - I can moan and laugh on here thank fuck. 
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Aye, that’s this shithole’s saving grace
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irresistible is irresistible
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Did you take a jar of wasps ?
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not me, but it was funny
I’ve had a lovely day learning python for the inevitable ton of questions I’ll be getting from younger relations when they get stuck with homework.
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You need some help from Harry Potter he can speak to snakes 
I assumed he was memorising Monty Python sketches…?
Or he was getting young kids to talk to “talk to the python”
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Where’s that “shaking my head in disbelief at you fuckin’ idiots” emoji when I need it.
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Nursing a hangover. 
It’s not summat I’m used to. I honestly cannot remember my last (I usually just stay pissed).
I’ve had a G&T so starting to come good. Red wine opened for late lunch
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yep, hair of the dog = win 
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Today has mainly been spent spinning tunes on the turntable and gazing at the snow falling.
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Ditto, plus a quick trip to Aldi for a few beers and a bottle of wine or 2.and I’m cooking a pork and chorizo stew for dinner.
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Turning slabs of corian to dust.
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Drinking tea, napping, snacking and listening to music
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Ditto with an added sprinkling of bad puns
I wooden say they were that bad.
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Was it your phone that went off then?