Did you use plenty of lube?
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indeed but since then they have had all new owners and total revamp so one must let bygones be bygones ,
Yeah, I seem to recall the main issue was the guy running the place. Asif I think his name was.
Arif.
As if 
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yes thats the guy
A colleague died overnight, and a massive heart attack earlier in the week. Me and the boss have spent all day making sure our colleagues and students are well supported.
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Napping
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Powerpoint presentations for my boss, just call me PA. 
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Down the pub. Got meself a curry takeaway. Living the dream.
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Get it while you can. A future of trips to garden centres and converted mills full of overpriced old shit (aka âantiquesâ ) awaitsâŚ
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Donât forget Mothercare 
Oh fuck no, surely theyâre too old to procreate without severe medical intervention?
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She is at the village womenâs dinner tonight and will be at her mothers tomorrow. Living it while I can.
Much brownie points today for going to pick the ring up so she can show it off over the weekend. Hoping/praying for blowjob later. Hoping/praying little Marky will stay awake long enough if I get lucky.
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Like I said, get it while you can, that little treat will be the first thing to disappear into the ether.
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Iâd get away with this. Most of the other stuff probably not.