Does he serve chemical warfare in a glass?
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Half pint snigger
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No, just really massive hands.
Ok, half pint.
In my defence I have a heavily modded bladder and am now useless at volume drinking.
He’s in DURHAM, they’re not fucking Geordies…
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I know, I’m being lazy
Sat in the sun with Curtis who is eyeing up my breakfast poridge.
Sat at home, working, looking out at the garden and wondering if the 1pm call I have scheduled will inform me of my redundancy. Bah.
Wood collected and stacked for next season.
A bit more gardening.
The Lawnmower Man came yesterday, so a bit of strimming and edging.
Greenhouse cleaned out, 6 more tomato plants potted and in situ.
Shit! Good luck with that.
Yeah, not a nice thing to have to wait for. Good luck.
Currently awaiting the vampires, wondering what least night’s enormoburger will have done to my blood count.
Good luck, if it happens it happens, there are always more jobs. The most important things are health, friends and family.
Have you recovered from the meat sweats yet ?
Hard to tell on a day like this 
Meh…I slept like a baby…
Yeah, but you only ate a starter 
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Down in darkest Cornwall (near Praa Sands) visiting a punter with a poorly amp.
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Pressure washing the hell out of the patio, and getting sunburnt.