This is so fucking true - and, without fail - THEY FUCKING LEAVE IT LIKE THAT for some other cunt to sort out! ![]()
Changed my life - yours for £1
does it clean blood off of the bathroom tiles?
Use more lube FFS!
oh yes old Yoda - I am learning
Do you need to borrow my āCustomer Satisfaction Adjusterā?
I bought it, itās splendid and made in England. SP10 was sounding like the cart needs adjusting.

Now it just sounds a bit flat.
Flat is adequate 
And adequacy is the most any of us can aspire to 
DL103 cantilever treatment?
God no, this is far to fancy a hammer to waste on conical tipped rubbish.
Too 
Gauge blocks.
Donāt have any but I love them. Mysterious too.
Have a nice set at work
Sadly I will never ever need, or use, a set but could quite happily fondle them for hours.
Not encountered them before. Now I want a set. I certainly donāt need them. Donāt even know what to ith them. But I do want them.
You fuckers and this fucking forum⦠![]()
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Monkey see, monkey want. 
