hahaha
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My sister lives in N. Lincs. This is normal; probly the flat landscape and the big skies
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Helâs recent find.
Hel: âYou will enjoy lording it in the wood paneled office, and I can spend 8 hrs a day in the poolâ.
Me: âAt least we can offer a top notch laundry service to all the many guests we donât haveâŠâ
Youâd need walkie talkies for that place.
krcht Where are you? Over.
krcht Er, I donât know. Over.
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Painfully dull. Not a single room Iâd want to retain.
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TrĂ©s beige. It is like the architectural embodiment of @unclepuncleâs dinner.
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Iâd need the ÂŁ9.5m first before worrying about those. Thinking about it some more, if I ever needed a divorce it might be easier just to buy a big house where you never have to see each otherâŠ
Quite. Needs a psychedelic room with a conversation pit for a start.
Starting to miss beige given how many grey-eige ones Iâve seen recently.
Angmering?
You are getting a bit close there!
Thought you were stuck in the Midlands?
I personally like pond-for-the sake-of-a-bridge house
Do you like surprises? Do you like marble? Do you like photography in the bedroom?
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Palatial enough for Andrew me thinks. Would only need a bouncer from one of the local pubs to provide security and save the King a fortune.
What. The. Actual. Fuck?
First of all - thick-end of half-a-mill for a 2-bed council house in fucking Dagenham?!
And then the high end Albanian brothel fit-out inside vs. the dropped-mint-icecream exteriorâŠ!
Fuck are these people on?
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Haha, fol2 teaches at a school in Dagenham. She says the worse thing about her job is the parents. 
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Be quicker to knock it down and rebuild than undo that shower of shit.
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Where do you find these?
Who were probably educated in Dagenham 
(Yeah I know by different people).
Speaking of which, I do like the way that estate agents use âmoderniseâ to mean âdesperately try to stop massive collapse around your earsâ.
And as expected, Mrs Kettle wandered past and spotted that the extension does appear to have more than a hint of stetson and spurs.
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Oh my word.
Why do people do it? There can be no fucking job in Britain that is âworthâ the hassle of paying for that. I donât think itâs even a convenient commute into the smoke.
Youâd retain more dignity living in a three bed new build in PeterBogHorror which is a statement I never thought Iâd make.
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