No being the answer to the question (slopes off to buy lottery ticket)
No swimming pool or even sex pond. Iām out.
Thought that was the gas and electric bill
If you have £5million plus, have a look at this one
Appropriate as Hel informs me that Liam Gallagher rented the place for a while. If you buy it Iād recommend having the locks changed.
I present a symphony in beige. A £40,000,000 symphony in beige:
desert sand surely
Iād make do.
Thatās so awful it looks like AI generated
Hold my beer.
Alan Wilderās gaff
(Depeche Mode keyboard player)
Just been reduced by £250K to £3.75m
Like that a lot. Lovely 30s design and features especially in the kitchen and bathroom, is grander scale but similar feel in those rooms that Iām trying to create in my very modest spaces.
Eh up, just up the hill from me, Lubetkin, and a good pub next door.
https://themodernhouse.com/sales-list/six-pillars
All I need now is three million quid.
30 minute walk to Crystal Palace? You walk bloody slow mate. I think Iām going to go up there and time myself.
That is fab ![]()
the gardens are an immersive celebration of local wildlife
Translation: you will step in fox turd.
The woods around the area are quite well known for stag beetles. But realistically, yeah, youāre talking foxes and parakeets.
A bit of South London slang I hadnāt picked up on when I lived down there, thanks.


