No being the answer to the question (slopes off to buy lottery ticket)
No swimming pool or even sex pond. Iām out.
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Thought that was the gas and electric bill
If you have Ā£5million plus, have a look at this one
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Appropriate as Hel informs me that Liam Gallagher rented the place for a while. If you buy it Iād recommend having the locks changed.
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I present a symphony in beige. A Ā£40,000,000 symphony in beige:
desert sand surely
Iād make do.
Thatās so awful it looks like AI generated
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Hold my beer.
Alan Wilderās gaff
(Depeche Mode keyboard player)
Just been reduced by Ā£250K to Ā£3.75m
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Like that a lot. Lovely 30s design and features especially in the kitchen and bathroom, is grander scale but similar feel in those rooms that Iām trying to create in my very modest spaces.
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Eh up, just up the hill from me, Lubetkin, and a good pub next door.
https://themodernhouse.com/sales-list/six-pillars
All I need now is three million quid.
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30 minute walk to Crystal Palace? You walk bloody slow mate. I think Iām going to go up there and time myself.
That is fab 
the gardens are an immersive celebration of local wildlife
Translation: you will step in fox turd.
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The woods around the area are quite well known for stag beetles. But realistically, yeah, youāre talking foxes and parakeets.
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A bit of South London slang I hadnāt picked up on when I lived down there, thanks.