Stunning!
Crystal Palace is a 30-minute walk away ⌠Dulwich Village is around 40 minutes on foot
In the spirit of enquiry, and definitely not swayed by the prospect of fish and chips in the
I timed this.
From the corner of Crystal Palace triangle to Six Pillars: 15 minutes on the nose. From Six Pillars to Dulwich Village (which I counted as the gates to Dulwich Park): 23 minutes.
I donât think the estate agents walk very much 
They just take the timing from google maps
Out of the blue neighbour to the right has reconfirmed their desire to sell and move in the next 12 months, with the unheralded arrival of a letter from the local council planning team informing us of their application in principle for a dwelling to be built on their lower garden.
Quite apart from the surprise a few of the neighbours are not exactly best pleased with the approach taken or the proposal itself.
This could get messy. Hel has already started pre-emptive house shopping.
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One for @Gyroscope but Lancashire not London
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As my âauntieâ Cherry used to say: âLots of taste, all of it badâ.
What the gibbering fcuk is going here?
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Looks like a sterile hotel!
Apart from the Monopoly thing I didnât see one piece of art, photograph or evidence of any personality.
Quite tasteful for Darras to be honest.
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I know, who buys a yellow Ducati? 
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Footballer surely
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More than likely, Darras Hall is the area of choice for most of the overpaid NE players.
A few photos do state they are AI generated, not sure how much of the house is actually real.
As one person on Bsky put it âAll the architectural charm of a supermarket loading bayâ
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Yeah, flicking through noticed the few exterior photos were all AI editedâŚ
Might have well shot all the photos in black and white.
Darras Hall and John Oâgroats? 
Although this apparently is real, and so are the exactly identical dispersion patterns from the light fittings in pics 30, 31 and 33.
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crafted to energise Honiley Airfield during the RAFâs fighter frenzy.
Thatâs one way to describe building up the RAF to engage in WW2.
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Thatâs CRAZY money to be asking for only 50 acres and a concrete shell. Thatâs the right money for it *after * itâs been turned into a cool house. Obviously entirely trading on the planning permission, but that seems insanely high to me.
The prose is so purple, the optimism so heroic, itâs almost hypnotic
âBrownfield jewelâ ⌠gleaming turd.
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It does seem a lot - itâs a big plot if youâre after that kind of thing, and a lot of mature(ish) trees is not something thatâs easy to replicate on a blank slate, but also a fair chunk of the trees appear to be agriculturally planted pine (you can see a really distinct herringbone type pattern to the crowns in the aerial shots). I donât know how much it would cost to build something really special there, but given the most expensive thing on Rightmove in the county is ÂŁ6m, for something which is massive and has a lot of lovely garden, ÂŁ2m for the plot does seem adventurous.
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