It’s a wooden ewe.
Wood it be a yew ewe ?
Knot yew to?
With or without yew. To.
Fleece-us Christ () would you lot just flock off with the sheep-puns. Shear cheek!
<- even the emoji is ashamed…
Don’t do it lads.
I’ll stay out of this one, it’s not my field
Any more of that my lamb and you’ll be for the chop.
Speak up please, I’m a bit mutton jeff
I’m expecting a reply, don’t give me the cold shoulder
All these puns need to be put out to pasture.
Ewe’ll all be for the chop if you keep up the (mint) sauce.
I was going to hoof-in a sheep-related pun, but realised it was a bit too woolly…
Thank flock you didn’t…
Yes, discretion shepherded me away from it…