No hot water or heating brings a man back to nature. It also brings mrs mws to crisis point.
Currently admiring my own still cold idiocy
If you make another cut will it say 231? We all want to know now.
Disconnect the condensate pipe from under the boiler…
Nice knife.
Make sure you tut for a while and then massively overcharge yourself 
And while you’re at it get the pipe upgraded to inch and a quarter!
2 inches, surely, or you may as well use storage heaters…
Should have used a hairdryer.
Should’ve just defrosted it with a blowtorch.
Then, when the fire brigade turn up, get them to fix it for you - firemen are generally pretty good at DIY.
Sometimes I scare myself.
Fuck - that’s probably it.
A couple of strategically placed 300b amps nailed to the wall along the length of the pipe should see you right. 
Now you’re just being silly.
It may be I have a new foe… The condenser trap!
Soon it will come to know the now we’ll blunted thrust of my righteous bread knife and no mistaking
I know someone with a blowtorch.
Is this a dialect thing or are you trolling the grammar police?
Definitely a cut and paste fuck up.
Ease up lads, we’re talking about someone who does DIY with a breadknife.
Horses for courses…
Hmmm…
Has anyone ever sliced bread with a blowtorch?
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