vap? Do you inhale it.
this pub in Kirkwall seems to be playing the greatest hits of the Sweet from 1974…
I asked the barman whether he’d be showing the footie later:
he said: why who d’you wanna watch?
I said: Spurs
He said: Nah we won’t be showing it.
I said: Why
He said: Cos You’re cunt from London
I said: ok I wanna watch Man U
He said: You from Manc?
I said: No
He said: You still a cunt from London
I said: pour me a pint
Well they are going down hastily, but not that quick!
After a rather stressful day…
A shrewd judge of character, obvs…
Louise has the better taste every time!
Barbayanni Blue Ouzo snaffled in the Duty Free this morning
You really should seek out Reisling from Eden Valley or Clare in South Oz.
Or from Germany!
