Ooo this is nice - a 2013 Crianza
He’s so fucked. And that’s figuratively, not literally.
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Seems an appropriate shop for him to save his sorry arse…
Go on, gloat, why the fuck don’t ya !?
With friends like you …
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With a bump ?
Yep 
Don’t worry, he won’t feel it.
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True dat
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I reckon he should buy her some leather open crotch underwear. That should do it.
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Nah, some bondage ropes and tie her up and feck off to the pub for hours.
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Was:
Now:
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