Blown away really. His face when he’s watching him have the Big Mac ice-cream, to see his reaction.
Heston sounds like he went in for a big Largactil breakfast.
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Glad I had to look that up.
Hope you’re doing better 
Glue is far superior
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Imagine ‘The Largactyl Surprise’ comes in handy when Stronzi is in must tho’?
Largactyl,when whacking yourself in the head with a hammer just won’t do.
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“We know a song about that, don’t we children?”
Tavistock’s finest -
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He likes a Largactil / Yuzu foam with pickled glue and dry ice condoms - seem to perk him up and cool him down.
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It certainly caused long term damage to my mum, prescribed for at least 15 years from the early 70’s.
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Will defo be going to see this. In depth review here
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Wish I could!
Every trailer I’ve seen does nothing to convince me that Chalamet isn’t actually Dylan!
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Review afterwards pls.
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FoL#2 Lauren went to see it the other day, her review was “S’alright, not very scary.”
It was…ok. It’s a remake of Nosferatu 
Appreciate It’s the same story but they’ve pretty much just copied many of the scenes straight from the 90’s Dracula. The rest they’ve tried to make sinister like the 20’s one but just comes over as trying too hard and too hammy. Nicholas Hault just makes it even worse and is just another film he’s shit in.
40 mins and I’ve just binned it off, so in short it’s fucking shit.
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Shame, I have a soft spot for the Gary Oldman one despite Keanu Reeves being the worst cast member of a film since Michael Caine in Interstellar no you let it go.
thought the Oldman one was brilliant and even Keanu with his terrible accent is better than the simpering Hault.
This isn’t even remotely close to Dracula and is just some really shit and pretentious attempt at making a mainstream arthouse film.
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I saw a clip with NH in it and that was enough for me to ditch any idea of going further.
I went to a midnight showing of that while seriously chemically impaired and for many years believed it to be the absolute most fcuking terrifying film ever made.
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