I’d like to see more Seymour
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…etc
Bravo, sir! Well played.
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Need a short lie down. brb.
Google is your (wank bank) friend 
Indeed, I had no idea she’d been so, erm, revealing…
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Evidently the PM has just been on here and seen your picture of the leatherclad Seymour
Note the mug full of warm oil the posh cunt…
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Reading this had made me realise that you have to mentally separate the film from the Bond. The Moore era films are the best, but Moore is terrible as Bond. Bah.
Read an interesting interview with Timothy Dalton yesterday who’d decided not to continue with the smirking, Carry on Spying style of both Roger Moore and to a degree Connery and had gone back to Ian Fleming’s character who was darker, somewhat bitter and who basically killed people for money. With hindsight that was a reasonable take & The Living Daylights was probably the darkest film of all so far. But whenever I see pretty much any of them I always think they’re a bit shit really. It’s difficult to make a child friendly entertainment about a licenced to kill spy & keep it gritty & realistic as well.
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I watched a bit of the one with the slightly underage ice skater in a couple of days ago.
Shocking nonceery. Say hello to creepy uncle James.
Looked her up. Surprisingly she was about 22 although Roger Moore would’ve been 53 or 54 by then
Ugh
To be fair, he isn’t hitting on her in the film. But the vibe is awful.
Was going to say I need to watch it again but I don’t.
I thought Timothy Dalton was a good Bond and tried to portray the nastier side of Bond quite well, the films got stung by being in the 80’s and looking shit. If Dalton was doing the newer Daniel Craig era films I think he would have been better.
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I agree, I think his character was a good Bond interpretation - brooding and dark. It’s just a shame the films were garbage as I think that direction really had potential.
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Brosnan also wanted to act the role of a darker more menacing Bond but the Vegetables wouldn’t have it.