Why shouldn't I buy an old S Class?

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202104211629048?price-from=12000&model=Range%20Rover&make=Land%20Rover&postcode=po157jq&advertising-location=at_cars&radius=1500&sort=year-desc&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=Used&price-to=15000&maximum-mileage=90000&include-delivery-option=on&page=1

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ā€œIā€™m 6ā€™6.5. Iā€™ve just bought a family c4 Grand Picasso. Thereā€™s so much driver room Iā€™ve actually got to pull the drivers seat forward 3-4 inches. My brother who is 6ā€™7 can sit behind me in it! Very reasonabley priced vehicleā€

Buy a Citreon Grand Picasso so we can all point and laugh!

https://used.jaguar.co.uk/approved-used/jaguar-127094?___SID=U

https://used.jaguar.co.uk/approved-used/jaguar-132215?___SID=U

Surprised a full fat Range Rover hasnā€™t been suggested.

Cheap to buy and should be at least as canal-abandonment-wallet-rapey as an old S-Class banger.

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No. Shanā€™t.

It is true though, you dont NEED a luxobarge if youā€™re circus freak tall. However, I can just about afford one now so really fancy itā€¦

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Nothing smaller inside than a Jag.

Range Rovers have serious running costs and a list of known faults as long as my legsā€¦ Too scary.

The S class in question is no banger. 2013 plate, 75k miles.

LWB check out the rear seatage space

Haha, bookmarked for posterity.

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And 7 owners, that is about one a year

Surprised it had to be me suggesting it.

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They are smaller than my LS430, so if that doesnā€™t fit.

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Royal Loungeā€¦




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Nothing else says Ukrainian mafia quite like it.

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Surely Armenian gangstersā€¦

I still think Maybach 62.

Absolutely-Disgusting

Shit, didnā€™t spot that. Ok, so not that one then. :joy:

Get a hearse, plenty of room in the back.

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https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/201712111980266?model=President&include-delivery-option=on&make=Nissan&year-to=2021&postcode=tw107je&radius=1501&sort=relevance&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=Used&advertising-location=at_cars&page=1

Nice.